ALERTA DE CULONA

You wouldn't guess that Ryan Smiles was a late bloomer. That big ol' booty of hers didn't blossom until Ryan turned 16. She's been making dudes' heads spin ever since. 'I'm the only one in my family with a big ass,' Ryan said. 'I love it, though. Guys have loved my ass ever since college. It's perfect for being spanked.' babe, you didn't have to tell us that ass is perfect for spanking.